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We Have Rules Around Here 0
Cat.: No TagsEvery other year we go to San Francisco for Christmas, where there’s a tree (lately three feet, max, which I try to pretend is just great since cutting down whole trees sits less and less comfortably with me with each passing year. So a little tree is better than a big tree, but I don’t really understand how you’re supposed to sit around the tree drinking egg nog and reading A Christmas Carol aloud if the tree has to be sitting on the dining room table.) but this was not one of those years. I was trying to get a Vermont tradition going in alternate years, we had a good run of that, but the truth is that there’s not really enough snow in Vermont by December 25th and, also, there was a lot of construction going on this winter in Waitsfield. So Vermont was out this year, and so we did what all good Jews do on Christmas, which is that we made a pilgrimage to Chao Thai (with Peter J. who’s growing a beard that makes him look uncannily like photos of my father, circa 1975) and then went to a movie. In between, we stopped off at home to light the menorah and play some dreidel (told you). And the internet failed us on two counts. Or our collected reference volumes did. First, I wanted to make a proper hot toddy and I realized that I really am short a reference volume. This comes up from time to time, this shortage. So that was one failure. As it turns out, the internets claim that a hot toddy is pretty much any hot cocktail. Gin in fennel tea qualifies. Which isn’t what I wanted. What I wanted was something like:
One Hot Toddy
- 1 1/2 oz. bourbon
- 1 tablespoon honey
- 2-3 teaspoons of lemon (about 1/4 of a lemon, squeezed)
- 1/4 cup hot water
- 1 whole clove (optional)
Which really wasn’t so hard, but you have to get the proportions right. The internets other failure was dreidel rules. I wasn’t holding the machine, so it is possible that *someone* just wasn’t trying very hard, but we kept coming upon long narratives about the history of the game, when we just wanted some rules. Rules like:
- Start with maybe 15 things (things like pennies, maybe) each. Not 40 pennies. Unless you want this game to go on forever.
- At the start of each round (or, maybe just at the start of the game, depending who you ask), everyone puts a penny in the pot; if the pot empties out, everyone puts a penny in.
We had no trouble finding a cheat sheet for nun/gimmel/hey/shin but it goes something like nun means you get bupkiss; gimmel means you get the whole heap; hey gets you half the heap; shin you put two (or one) in the pot.
Sorry if you already knew that. We thought we already knew that until we sat down to play and discovered we didn’t.