N’s got a super-sketch-spyware-adware-trojan beast on his computer (that is what you get for browsing with IE, says I) — the kind of thing that you get from clicking the wrong button and launching some kind of ActiveX installer. It won’t go away. No amount of Spybot Search and Destroy or Spyware Doctor will make it go away (speaking of Spyware Doctor, later we can talk about how I feel that the Google Pack is all or nothing. What if I don’t want Google to take over my screen saver? Sure, I can uninstall it later, but why not let me choose in the beginning?).
We’ve given up trying to eradicate it, so I took a field trip to Mikey’s Hook Up where knowledgeable people took a break from their ping-pong game to ask me a few questions and point me towards a reasonably priced external hard drive so we can back up our home drives from his computer and start over. Got that? Knowledgeable people, enjoying their workday. I can’t tell J&R and Best Buy apart, but I am pretty sure that no one really tries to help you at either one. They sure don’t at Radio Shack. And you don’t get to play ping pong on your breaks at Best Buy. It is okay to shop someplace where the staff aren’t being forcibly crushed into a homogeneous model of “Perfect Customer Service” that involves no service whatsoever.
Back to the hard drive, though. I know that we could bring the malware with us, but, having evaluated the risk, we’re not that stressed out about it. Moreover, since the option is to just erase everything, we may as well try.
Since our fancy new LaCie (designed by Porsche, ooh la lah) drive has a gazillion gigs available, I get to back Brahms up, too.
Here’s what I did. I’d love to know if you’ve got a better idea:
[0 amanda@brahms ~]$ cd /media/LACIE/Brahms/
[0 amanda@brahms Brahms]$ sudo tar cvpfz backup.tgz --exclude=/proc --exclude=/lost+found --exclude=/mnt --exclude=/sys --exclude=/dev --exclude=/media --exclude=.Trash /
Note that Ubuntu mounted the drive of its own accord. It is not inconcievable that a person could have to mount a drive themselves if it doesn’t just automagically appear. If you don’t like my only relevant archive, you could try searching the internets.
I made up the “.Trash” part because I couldn’t find any documentation of how the tar --exclude option handles regular expressions. If I backed up the trash, okay, I backed up the trash. Worse things have happened.
Still, I’m wondering. Did I do the right thing? I created separate (duplicate) backups of a couple of directories where I store working documents (my home directory and /var/www/html but those were a little more straightforward.
PS, can i just tell you how much it warms my heart that Princess Oh-my-god-she-saw-me-without-makeup Melissa also is totally over ga-ga weddings. It isn’t just because I’m a difficult and belligerent punk, it is because people go out of their heads and they need to just not.